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“And now Klaus is apparently running off to go and save Sunny. In the books of course it is Violet, but I know that Hollywood prefers its female actresses to do very little.”

Lemony Snicket, A Series of Unfortunate Events audio commentary  (via pandaswithhats)

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

terrible-beauty:

slimydad:


My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

terrible-beauty:

slimydad:

My all time favorite sign I’ve seen near my house

i cant live like this

Strawbebbies

fluffybumsandscales:

chrihyonce:

"OOOH SHIT"

At least he tried!

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

kingmunsterxvii:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

There he go

kingmunsterxvii:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

There he go

sketchinthoughts:

Pygmy falcon.

sketchinthoughts:

Pygmy falcon.

transperceneige:

Found that gorgeous working equitation lusitano I saw in Tarbes!

His name is Robador, born in 2005, stallion, 1m58.

feliscanis:

Borzoi | (via)